You ever just look around and think, “This can’t be the best humanity has to offer.” Like, we’ve had thousands of years to figure this out, and somehow, this is what we landed on? A society where half the people are screaming like lunatics and the other half are too busy scrolling their phones to notice? Let’s break it down: The Loud Idiots (aka The ‘I’m Right Because I Said It Loudly’ Brigade) These people? Oh, they love democracy. They love it so much, they’ve decided rational discourse is for losers and the only way to win is to yell the loudest. Facts? Science? Reality? Who gives a shit! It’s all about confidence. They just plant their flag in an opinion—doesn’t matter how dumb it is—and def end it to the death like it’s the last bag of Doritos at a Super Bowl party. And God help you if you disagree. If you even suggest they might be wrong? Boom! You’re the enemy. Suddenly, you’re a communist, a fascist, a snowflake, or some other word they don’t actually know the definition of. ...